P.H. Mountain

about

P.H. Mountain was partially educated at the University of Minnesota before earning his undergraduate degree from the Boulder Public Library and his masters from The Sundown Saloon. At twenty-nine, he started a software company that continues to thrive. He has lived in three different vehicles, fifteen different states, and five different countries, but he generally considers Colorado home. In a moment of clarity, Paul married his wife Stella in 2001. To this day, he still considers her the luckiest woman alive.

The Team

• Paul
• Kinsale
• Ringo

Paul MountainWriter

Paul credits the majority of his work ethic to a paralyzing fear of outside employment in legitimate places of business. Deeply opposed to the 8:00 to 5:00 world, the thought of waking up each morning and going to an actual job keeps Paul firmly planted at his desk, doing whatever it takes to escape the nightmarish grind.

KinsaleWriter Assistant

Kinsale leads the research department of P.H. Mountain, LLC. Gifted in the art of persuasion, Kinsale gets whatever she wants whenever she wants. Her accumulated research seems overwhelmingly preoccupied with food, water, and litter boxes, which Paul has not yet found a use for in any novels. But that's okay. She tries really hard, and after all, she's a very good girl.

Ringo Office Badass

A prolific barfer, Ringo keeps everyone on their toes in nervous anticipation of the next projectile vomit. No one nods off on the job when Ringo's in the room, no sir.